In this painting, we see Master Occultist Erie Oldfather selling Benj’s most recently penned grimoire to Anya the Onion Witch and her associates: Matilda, the tortured ghost of a childhood friend, and the cannibal, Bloodmouth Scarman. Benj desperately wants to quit his new job, but he is in too deep.
Read MoreTHE CRYSTAL MINER: Friendship Bracelets, Fruit Pies, and Pyromorphite
Following his sister’s extraterrestrial abduction and his breakup with the desert sorceress, Orren Mawson found himself alone and lonely. He spent most of his days deep in caves questing for crystals and valuable minerals that he would later trade for horse food, friendship bracelets, and fruit pies. Unfortunately, Orren was friendless. Then one day, amongst the stalactites and bats in the fathomless below, deep within his discontent, Orren met someone luring in the darkness. It was a fellow miner.
Read More“Meditation Crystal” 16x20 Oil on Panel 2025 Here we see Dee, fully blissed out.
MEDITATION INSTRUCTOR: an exquisite azurite crystal for chill.
“Meditation Crystal” 16x20 Oil on Panel 2025
“Crystal Collectors” Painting 6/10
Pleiadian Meditation Instructor and Advanced Mindfulness Coach, Dee Mager, had the most embarrassing problem: He couldn’t meditate. He couldn’t focus for more than a few seconds before his mind would wander. He constantly reached for one of his many communication devices to check for notifications or was tempted by the gambling games on his handheld joy-time apparatus. Dee was terminally distracted. People were starting to unsubscribe from his channel and drop his meditation classes.
Read MoreWHAT FOLLOWS THE SCRIBE: Unseen, his new job follows him home.....
Here, we see Benj walking home from another hard day of transforming the blasphemous ramblings of infernal summoned entities into elegant prose, portentous future predictions, dark spellcraft, and filthy jokes. But, despite the great pay and benefits his new employment offers, the young author longs to be writing his own stories, and feels crushed by the weight of his untapped creativity.
Read MoreThis is a photo from my frightening abduction experience.
I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: Ty Walker and the Humanoids Cosmic Country in Fort Wayne
On Friday night, I was abducted by aliens. Ty Walker and the Humanoids landed in Fort Wayne and performed a cosmic country set at the Brass Rail, and it was so fun! Before the show, I played hacky sack with several of the extraterrestrials. I was later brought onboard their vessel (actually the green room/creepy apartment above the venue), where I got to try on Glarzak’s head and posed for a photoshoot.
Read MoreFrom Children's Tragedies to Demonic Lore: The Tale Behind "Ill-Begotten Reward"
On the doorstep of a humble abode, Master Occultist Erie Oldfather presents his young scribe, Benj, his "Ill-Begotten Reward." But the gold and treasures he holds offer little comfort, for they are the fruits of a trade he may soon regret. This painting, the fourth in my "Summoner and Scribe" series, tells the story of a dream abandoned and a pact made with the infernal.
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