The Zeta Reticulans are plant and metal-based organisms with advanced nine-lobed brains that pulsate and quiver with diabolical musing.
They are born--and reborn--fully clothed in high quality robes with triangular collars and deep pockets.
They have the ability to hypnotize their victims with their eyes…and the ability to make them gag with their breath.
Zeta Reticulans can levitate, are telepathic, telekinetic, and immortal, but have no friends. Or souls.
They never pee and have yellow blood from all the gold that they eat.
They have a holiday called, “Ishhh Dak Grcath Noose Ggrel,” which translates to: “Sorrow Trapezoid”.
They are incapable of playing stringed instruments.
Popular Zeta Reticulan jobs include, Nightmare Whisperer, Forcefield Chief, Death Priest, Ceremonial Science Mage, and Cactus Theologian.
They can see into the future and into the past, but they cannot see cats.
Through dreams, they seeded the Brutalist Architecture Movement to humanity.
Have you ever encountered a Zeta Reticulan…maybe in a dream…maybe at Trader Joes?
Let me know in the comments!
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