But over the next few days the creature followed Pinkney everywhere, asking questions, delivering unwelcome telepathic downloads, and just lurking. The creature also ate metal, which was annoying because it devoured Pinkney’s cast-iron skillet, his lucky horseshoe, and most of his money.
Read MorePROGRAMMING THE SKULL: Good times with old friends
This series tells the story of Pinkney Dill (see my painting “The Resurrection Pod”), a master gardener leading a tidy and serene life, who one day discovers an extraordinary saguaro in his front yard….
Read MoreA CACHE OF WEAPONS AND GOLD: A LANDSCAPING DISASTER
…When the trance wore off, and he saw his desert sanctuary ruined, Pinkney was devastated. His neighbors promised to help him re-landscape, and the alien then gave everyone three gold bars, which helped ease Pinkney’s mood. It ate the remaining nineteen.
Read MoreTHE HOT LAVA LAMP: a bad trip for sure
Shortly after it emerges from the extraordinary saguaro, the newly resurrected extraterrestrial telepathically shares its life story with Pinkney. This scene shows how the alien was betrayed by those of its own arcane order of powerful Zeta Reticulan Death Priests and was subsequently executed by those it once led.
Read More“The Initiation of Rudolph Darkwood” 18x24 Oil on Panel 2025
THE INITIATION OF RUDOLPH DARKWOOD: The Mothfather
The Northern Forest in the land of the Southwestern Bellows is well known to be a nexus of mysterious occurrences and unexplained phenomena, for within these woods dwell hidden folk, unkindly magickal spirits, and even Gods. Rudolph Darkwood, born on the very edge of this forest, which was his namesake, was a lepidopterist (a person who studies and collects moths and butterflies). Rudolph loved these winged insects and was hunting for unusual specimens when, like so many others before him, he became lost. Rudolph was fond of singing, so for hours he sang to both maintain his mood and in hopes that someone might find him. But it wasn’t long before he felt the forest’s “otherness” closing in--before he felt as if he was being stalked.
Read MoreTHE RESURRECTION POD: A master gardener's mystery
“The Resurrection Pod” 18x24 Oil on Panel 2025 “The Cactus Garden Series” 1/9
*Greetings Earthlings, here is the first painting in a new series that I am calling the “Cactus Garden”.
🌵 Here is an excerpt from the story:
On Midsomer’s day, Master Gardner, Pinkney Dill, discovered the strangest cactus growing in his garden. Where had it come from? The strange cactus stood twenty tall and resembled a handsome many-armed saguaro, except there was clearly something large and gross wriggling inside. Pinkney grimaced and shook his head. The saguaro’s flowers gave off a vaguely metallic stink, and it had an odd vertical seam down the middle. The oddest thing about the towering writhing saurago was that it had not been there the day before. It must have sprouted up overnight.
Read MoreRITUAL OF TEARS: the summoning of sobs
This painting is from my Summoner and Scribe series, which tells the story of Benjamin Tod Mortimer, a melancholy young lad who gives up on his dream of being an author of children’s tragedies to take a good-paying but unsatisfy job as a scribe for a Master Occultist…who specializes in the summoning of demons.
Read MorePRELIMINARY DRAWINGS: Death Priests!
✨ Greetings Earthlings, here are some preliminary drawings from my sketchbook. Presently, I am working on a new series...I think it will be called, "Death Priests,"...but don't hold me to it,….
Read MoreWILLIAM-OF-THE-WISP: Esoteric knowledge, power, and a million-year-old meteorite.
✨🌵When the Ancient Doom Lord, William-of-the-Wisp, was offered an opportunity to increase his frightening powers, he could hardly resist.
Read More“Summoner’s Departure” 18x24 Oil on Panel 2025
SUMMONER'S DEPARTURE: leaving the occult for a career in creative writing
Benj had been commissioned to compose a grimoire of darkest necromancy, but instead, he decided to write a sad story. When the “grimore” was read aloud in a cemetery during a magickal operation, all of those in attendance were driven to tears by Benj’s woebegone tale--a tale about a heart surgeon for broken hearts. Here we see the occultist releasing the young scribe to pursue a career in creative writing.
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🔶10 TIPS ON HOW TO FORM AN ENERGY PRISM AROUND YOUR BODY
🔶Forming a psychic energy prism around your body has become a bit of a trend these days, and with all of the benefits, it is easy to see why.
Here are a few great tips to get you started:
1. Meditate every day, all day
2. Make sure your brain is full of juicy brain blood
LAMENTATION OF THE SCRIBE: tales from the dungeon
Here we see Benj lamenting in a dungeon. But not all is lost! Through his encounters with the Occultist and his flock of diabolical creatures, the young scribe has learned a bit of magick himself….
Read MoreEXCHANGE WITH THE ONION WITCH: Summoner and Scribe Series 6 of 9
In this painting, we see Master Occultist Erie Oldfather selling Benj’s most recently penned grimoire to Anya the Onion Witch and her associates: Matilda, the tortured ghost of a childhood friend, and the cannibal, Bloodmouth Scarman. Benj desperately wants to quit his new job, but he is in too deep.
Read More13 SKETCHES
Greetings Earthlings, here’s something a little different. For the release of my new book, “Tales from the Southwestern Bellows Vol. 1”, the publisher, Spire and Scribe, and I decided it would be fun to offer a few different purchasing tiers for pre-orders. At the top tier, we offered thirteen original 5x7 sketches depicting characters from the book.
Read MoreTHE CRYSTAL MINER: Friendship Bracelets, Fruit Pies, and Pyromorphite
Following his sister’s extraterrestrial abduction and his breakup with the desert sorceress, Orren Mawson found himself alone and lonely. He spent most of his days deep in caves questing for crystals and valuable minerals that he would later trade for horse food, friendship bracelets, and fruit pies. Unfortunately, Orren was friendless. Then one day, amongst the stalactites and bats in the fathomless below, deep within his discontent, Orren met someone luring in the darkness. It was a fellow miner.
Read MoreMY ART APPEARED IN A MOVIE!
Something fun happened the other day: I was informed that my art appeared in an actual film— a contemporary Western movie called “Broke” directed by Carlyle Eubank starring Wyatt Russell and Dennis Quaid.
Read More“Meditation Crystal” 16x20 Oil on Panel 2025 Here we see Dee, fully blissed out.
MEDITATION INSTRUCTOR: an exquisite azurite crystal for chill.
“Meditation Crystal” 16x20 Oil on Panel 2025
“Crystal Collectors” Painting 6/10
Pleiadian Meditation Instructor and Advanced Mindfulness Coach, Dee Mager, had the most embarrassing problem: He couldn’t meditate. He couldn’t focus for more than a few seconds before his mind would wander. He constantly reached for one of his many communication devices to check for notifications or was tempted by the gambling games on his handheld joy-time apparatus. Dee was terminally distracted. People were starting to unsubscribe from his channel and drop his meditation classes.
Read MoreTHE SOUTHWESTERN BELLOWS VOL 1: My first art book is now available for pre-sale!
Exciting announcement: I HAVE AN ART BOOK!!
THE SOUTHWESTERN BELLOWS VOL. 1 is now available for pre-sale! What you see before you is a curious hybrid creature--an artist's book that is also a book of illustrated short stories. This is my first such volume, and I hope it will be the first of many. It is also a tome of esoteric Alien lore and an accounting of events that transpired in a faraway land: a human breakaway civilization called the Southwestern Bellows.
Read MoreSend your loved ones a special handwritten card with a confusing picture of an alien. Grandmothers love this!
The 2025 Greeting Cards are in!!!
Greetings Earthlings, I now have a new GREETING CARD set in stock, perfect for Mother’s Day…2026! Why send a boring email when you can mail someone a picture of a Zeta Reticulan level 5 chaos mage handing a majestic Sasquatch an Amulet of Advanced Alteration? The set comes with 4 magickal 5x7 cards along with envelopes.
Read MoreWHAT FOLLOWS THE SCRIBE: Unseen, his new job follows him home.....
Here, we see Benj walking home from another hard day of transforming the blasphemous ramblings of infernal summoned entities into elegant prose, portentous future predictions, dark spellcraft, and filthy jokes. But, despite the great pay and benefits his new employment offers, the young author longs to be writing his own stories, and feels crushed by the weight of his untapped creativity.
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