ORIGINAL PAINTING: "The Attention Vampire" 24x18 Oil on Panel 2026 (NEW)
ORIGINAL PAINTING: "The Attention Vampire" 24x18 Oil on Panel 2026 (NEW)
"The Attention Vampire" 24×18 Oil on Panel 2026
“The Mystifier” Series 3/9
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This is a one-of-a-kind item, guaranteed to bring many years of spooky joy to you, your family, and friends—an uncanny conversation starter to say the least.
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NEW PAINTING: “The Attention Vampire”
24x18 oil on panel 2026
“The Mystifier Series” 3/9
It was during the time of the Linterget Troll Festival when the mysterious pyramidal object that would be later known as “The Mystifier” arrived in the town of Crow in the land of the Southwestern Bellows. For the first few hours, the object projected weird imagery, completely mystifying the town's residents. Then at midnight when the folk were in a mentally weakened state, a hatch in the object opened and a man stepped out. He introduced himself as Chaz Throckmorton and said he needed their attention.
Then he began talking about himself, his technology company, space, and time travel. He claimed to be rich, maybe even the richest person ever. Chaz thought he was funny, and although his witticisms received glassy-eyed stares, he appeared not to notice and continued on, and on, and on about… himself.
So mystified were the residents of Crow, they were powerless to look away. And as Chaz Throckmorton appropriated more and more of their concentration, the town’s folk felt their lifeforce fading.
