Greetings Earthlings, I now have a new GREETING CARD set in stock, perfect for Mother’s Day…2026! Why send a boring email when you can mail someone a picture of a Zeta Reticulan level 5 chaos mage handing a majestic Sasquatch an Amulet of Advanced Alteration? The set comes with 4 magickal 5x7 cards along with envelopes.
Need some writing prompts? How about these:
Dear Mother,
Following my major surgical procedure, I have grown accustomed to the people in the attic.
Hello Franklin H.S. Vanderbilt,
How dare you remove the back hair from the display cabinet!
My Sweetest Stella,
Look for the ship in the corn field behind your barn three nights hence, and this time, don’t forget the artifact.
To My Least Favorite Uncle,
I shall deliver the grimore at midnight, and when I arrive, you'd better have dealt with the abomination…or else!
Anyway, snail mail is fun! Grab a set today in my shop!