Greetings Earthlings, I now have a new GREETING CARD set in stock, perfect for Mother’s Day…2026! Why send a boring email when you can mail someone a picture of a Zeta Reticulan level 5 chaos mage handing a majestic Sasquatch an Amulet of Advanced Alteration? The set comes with 4 magickal 5x7 cards along with white envelopes.   

Need some writing prompts? How about these:

*Dear Mother, 

Following my major surgical procedure, I have grown accustomed to the people in the attic. 

*Hello Franklin H.S. Vanderbilt,

How dare you remove the back hair from the display cabinet!

*My Sweetest Stella,

Look for the ship in the corn field behind your barn three nights hence, and this time, don’t forget the artifact.   

* To My Least Favorite Uncle, 

I shall deliver the grimoire at midnight, and when I arrive, you'd better have dealt with the abomination…or else!