Greetings Earthlings I just wanted to let you all know that I have 4 packs of greeting cards now in stock. Send your loved ones pictures of aliens, bigfoot, mantids, UFOs and crystal babies! 

Don’t know what to write…. Here are some some conversation starters:

• Hello Mother, I think your new eyepatch looks splendid. 

• Dear P.L., I found the mummified fingers you requested for your ritual. 

• Howdy Papa, I can’t believe you are marrying… a dolphin! 

Snail mail is fun! 

INTERNATIONAL/NON-UNITED STATES ORDERS: This price does NOT include any import taxes, tariffs, or VATS that your country may charge. Just be aware that you might be responsible for these fees when your order reaches the border. Thanks for understanding, Earthlings!