Greetings Earthlings, I now have some vinyl die-cut Sharkman stickers available in my store. They are six inches tall and perfect for laptops, sketchbooks, bummers, and everything else you might need to decorate.

Deter A. Maneater was genetically engineered by the Pleiadians twenty-three years ago to act as a security officer and to inflict fear upon the human population of the Southwestern Bellows. His early years were spent in a fish tank with his younger brother, Peter, a shy dolphin boy. After his legs formed, Deter left the fish tank and began performing his predestined role as a security officer, but what came as a surprise to the Pleiadian geneticists was Deter’s charmingly macabre sense of humor. Currently, Deter performs standup two nights a week and is seriously thinking about becoming a professional comedian.       

INTERNATIONAL/NON-UNITED STATES ORDERS: This price does NOT include any import taxes, tariffs, or VATS that your country may charge. Just be aware that you might be responsible for these fees when your order reaches the border. Thanks for understanding, Earthlings!